Life at present:

1. Its about 9 weeks until i become a father. I am crapping myself properly!

2. Works insane. Can’t see the wood for the tree's and I want to murder at least 30 percent of the people I deal with on a daily basis.

3. I tore the arse out of it in Durban at a boys weekend and still can’t remember much from the Saturday night.

4. I’m not sure I have recovered yet; it has only been 9 days.....

5. My beloved cars days are numbered and it’s hurting.

6. My mates getting married in 3 weeks and I feel the need to organize his bachelors even though im not the best man, i dont even think he has a best man.

7. My ex fiancés having a baby too, odd. It doesn’t hurt anymore, i think.

8. I found this very funny

9. Im about as creative as a municipal worker lately, today is no exception and thus i must apologize for having a very, very boring blog.

10. Its Thursday today so tomorrow’s Friday. That’s a very good thing.....

Absolutely Brilliant!

One of the best i have seen in a while!!

BBC apologizes for tech interview gaffe


The network has apologized to its viewers for a studio mix up that resulted in a man mistakenly appearing on live television as Guy Kewney -- an expert on Internet music downloads.
In fact the man was Guy Goma, a Congolese man applying for a technology-related job with the British Broadcasting Corp. Goma followed an employee to the studio after a mistake at a reception desk, the corporation said late Monday


The videos here if you want to see it,

My favourite Idiot

Never one to hog the news, our intrepid former Deputy President is about to meet his destiny on Monday. Although a rape conviction will probably make his supporters more enraged at the terrible way he was treated it should eliminate the vermin from becoming the President, i hope.


If only they would do this more often!

Shut the fuck up, that is.

I find this very interesting:

Mohau also confirmed that Zuma would speak at a fundraising concert for him in Soweto on Sunday. Fourteen Maskandi groups would perform and tickets at R55 a person would be sold at the gates to Jabulani Ampitheatre.

I wonder how many of his supporters will put there money where there mouths are....
and for that matter how many women arrive in skirts to be nailed by the big JZ.

My 2 wishes for May:
Bob Mugabe gets dysentery and falls through his own arse and dies.
Zuma gets raped by a big boy called Danny and moves too Australia to become the head of the outback AIDS foundation.

Im going to be a father

Thats a arm you see.
She's due in August and its a miracle she made it this far. Its been a long 5 months but after having lost a little boy at the same 2 years ago we have confirmation that this little princess is a keeper.

Miracles do happen........


Happy Monday!!!

Happy Easter Bunnies!!!

Have a great weekend all. May it be safe and wicked all at the same time!







That is a bunny picture before anyone asks.

One less easter egg? A beer less?

A worthy cause if i have ever seen one!

If you can afford it sms or make a donation, if not at least spread the message.

Come and get me?

This is now officially known as " Yes I want you, give it too me now"

Jacob Zuma believed the woman who accused him of rape was sending him sexual signals, the Johannesburg High Court heard on Tuesday.
Zuma said the woman had never visited him wearing a skirt before. On the night of the alleged rape, she arrived wearing a knee-length skirt.

Genius. Pure Genius.


Im embarrassed to be a male.

What? You must be joking?

Which complete fucking idiot is refered too below:

"He told the court he did not think he placed his rape accuser at risk of HIV/Aids or any other sexually transmitted disease by not using a condom.

Is it:
a) Homer Simpson?








b) A mentally challenged inividual called Bob?








c) The former deputy president of a country?









What did we do to deserve this!

Thats one thing but the geniues doesnt seem to see any problem concerning his own risk of getting AIDS by having unprotected sex with a women who is known to carry the HIV virus?

No wonder so many South Africans are dying daily from the desease.

God help us, please.

I nearly wet myself!

This brightened up my Sunday slog around Pick and Pay to a massive extent!


Take a close look at the head gear the lady in the foregrounds sporting......

Its a witch hat, i couldnt believe it, the whole outfit was odd but the hat was properly stupid.

I tried to get more pics but got busted so i had to duck behind the fruit section in a hurry.

Its the little things that make my life interesting.

Classic

Bounce?

"Im not sure what i did the whole day Friday to be honest.........i remember seeing a link on Aquila and then the day just seem to disappear......"


Can you get addicted to this sort of thing?

Is it too late?


When i close my eyes i see bouncing DD's and Yoga A's....

Help!

Lucky!

This puts life into perspective!


And i was pissed off that someone ate my cereal this morning!

Well done Peas

A fine victory last night by Peas at the Blog awards.


Well done Girl!

I assume there are hangovers all round today and deservedly so!

Happy Friday

Have a good weekend all, im off to Durbs for the wedding of the year, i hope, i am shitting myself to say a speech, must stay sober, must stay sober, must stay sober.....

What The F*ck is that!

Check this out!

Classic

Spotted in Durban this past weekend:

How do you like them apples?

What a moment to savour, this one doesnt need words (and im still very slow from a massive weekend)

Grab your ankles Matilda there's some waltzing to be done.

Sheep and lube, i think not!

My best mate is getting married next weekend and as his best man i'm flying to Durban to host his bachelors tomorrow. I must admit I haven’t had anytime to organize anything spectacular for the guy but armed with guilt I gave two ladies from work an unlimited budget to get some equipment for the event. Well, I never fell on my arse when I saw what the two supposedly normal collegeus arrived with.

Accompanying myself and a mate on a flight to Durban tomorrow will be:
Enough lube to make a runway slippery.
A fabulous blow up sheep.
Tiger print ankle restraints.
More lube
Strange lacy things
Stranger soft things
Scary harder things

The conservative Afrikaner and the black traditonal healer went into the Hustler sex shop in Rivonia and went to town!!

I’m not sure how i’m going to use all the stuff on the poor bastard but its going to be a cracker! If truth be told i’m not sure how some of this stuff is meant to be used in any event let alone at bachelors!


P.S Peas and Ant I believe I have more than enough lube if you are still looking!

No mate, it doesnt look cool.....

Spotted this a while back but i couldnt bring myself to look at it long enough to upload it.

Things to look for
1) The wife beater vest
2) The hair on its shoulders!

Enjoy.

That cant be good for the brand......

Energade just took one in the nuts..... The title on News24 says it all:

Energade puts woman in hospital

Basically the story goes that their products just put a woman in hospital with burns from some liquid in a bottle of their juice. Not just any women but a pregnant one.

Lady and baby are both ok, thankfully.

Ouch....all that was missing to make this a complete nightmare was for her disabled puppy to get sick from it too....

A little bit of heaven

Lifes been a bit rough over the last 5 weeks with bad news being the order of the day on the home front but escape came in the form of a trip with some clients to Arabella.

The place is incredible and the weekend was brilliant. The souls refreshed and hopefully things will continue to improve.

I am a lucky bugger sometimes!