Its a great deal, really, the handling is particularly good.

I couldnt believe my eyes.....


M1 today. This guy at one stage was doing 100k's plus!

And i get bust for doing 114 in 100k zone getting out the way for an ambulance!

Please come to SA we wont hurt you.....

"A visiting European swimming official has been gang-raped near the Durban beachfront paddling pools while her male companion, also a tourist, was held down.The shocking attack on Wednesday was at the Lower Marine Parade children’s paddling pools, the scene of the gang rape of three teenagers on December 16, the Day of Reconciliation, last year.The latest gang-rape came just a day after Durban unveiled its beefed up holiday safety programme.The victim, whose age is unknown, was in town with her team which was competing in this week’s International Paralympic Committee’s (IPC) Swimming World Championships at the King’s Park Aquatic Centre."





Speechless.

Big ups and FU's

Its that time of the year for a stocktake:



Big Ups



People like this guy, thank God people like him exist.


My dad for so far having fought off the cancer.


My daughter for being born against a shitload of odds in August.


My mates for making 2006 a cracker year. Large portions of the year are a tad blurry thanks to them.


Mothers.


These guys for making sick kids life a little better.


This little dude for making me believe in so much i had forgotten, he's also the strongest guy i have ever heard of.


My lovely goose who gave birth to my kid so bravely and who continues to be the best mom any little girl could want.



FU's


This idiot for dragging its huge ass while people died unnecessarily of AIDS


The government for not doing enough to stop the crime thats tearing our country apart and leaving kids without parents and wives without husbands

Work, i need a holiday!

People who owe me money

Audi Fourways for being inept and stupid. They also lost a client, me.

Me, for not finding more time to enrich others lives.

Kentucky Fried Chicken for dumping the hot and spicy wings, they were the only thing i could eat from your oil pit.

TBC.......

Im Old!

Well not that bad i guess, 29 on Thursday the 16th November.

Birthdays rock. I have loved them since i can remember and still love them. I hope that never ends.

Amazing

From yesterdays Sunday Times


Hogarth can’t help but feel sorry for the ANC’s Ngoako Ramathlodi. Not only does he have those pesky arachnids on his case but he now has to deal with having the ANC Youth League as supporters.

A certain ANCYL official called Julius Malema issued a statement this week, threatening the Scorpions with eternal damnation. Add your own (sics): “The ANCYL in Limpopo has learned with shocked about the raid by Scorpion on the home of our former premier Ngoako Ramathlodi. We view this as another disturbing and treat to our democracy. We heard of this investigations firstly in 2003 and today we are in 2006 and to us is effectively three years of investigations on one individual.”

And so on

Malema continued: “We are conviced by the say that says ‘Justice delays is justice denied’ and we see this practically happened to Ngoako Ramathlodi. In this regard we are over concerned about the overprolonging and unending investigations on our greatest leader. We are of a view that unending investigations against one individual must be challenged because it will never be the rule of law instead is a rule of anarchy.”

To top it all

Not to be outdone, the youth league’s head office issued its own incomprehensible missive, this time in defence of the karaoke singer.
Said league president Fikile Mbalula: “The NPA bungled the [Jacob Zuma] case and it was struck off the roll but people ... go around saying they will charge Zuma again. We are not intimidated by starrings that they will charge tomorrow or whenever. They have to apply law not catering. We are not going to allow Arnold Schwarzenegger to promise to charge when there is no case. Lessons should be drawn from the beautiful Judge Willem van Merwe who applied law during rape trial,” said he.

A Z500 cash prize for the most accurate translation.


Classic! Julius Malema, you biscuit!

Genius.

Cant wait for this idiot to get a seat in parliament.

Ladies and gentlemen may i present a royal twit:

ANC Youth League president Fikile Mbalula


Im not sure i need to point out more than this little gem that stumbled out Fikile's mouth:

"You must go back and tell Mugabe that we love what he is doing for the people of Zimbabwe. He is doing a good work. You must tell him that we love him."



Fuck off Fikile, good work is when a country is on its knees and desperate?

Must be a well educated little mutt our Fikile.

Its morons like this that make the world wonder if all of us on the southern tip of the dark continent live in loin cloth and pick fleas out of each others heads.

Tool.

Live Rocked.

It was without doubt one of the best ever in my opinion! I am still a bit slow from abusing myself but it was well worth it.

Funny

Very True

Population Control

Spotted on the Krugersdorp highway yesterday at 140km/hr.

Brave, very brave.

I need to bitch.

This shit has too stop!!!!

Boy sees dad being shot

Mom shot dead for screaming

But this is more important?

Metro cops herd cars on highway

Do me a favour! Get your priorities right. People are dying!

How can i honestly not think about finding a safer place to bring my daughter up in?

She Smiles!!!

I always thought being a dad would be cool but tough. It turns out its so cool you dont realise its tough.

When they flash that toothless grin at you it all seems too easy!

I must however admit that the dirty nappy thing has still got me mock charging at every turn but im hoping thats just a silly dad stage!

I am doubting that mom will be going back to work anytime soon though(if ever) which im actually very cool with, i really would prefer the boss gets her mom around than the money mom brings in.

On other matters:

Work: Is going absolutely ape shit. A good ape though so its all good.

Holidays: Booked family on cruise and hopefully a ripper of a new years with mates back on dry land.

Dad: Still on chemo but seems to be doing fine, watching him with my daughter is insane, i ever thought he would be half as taken as he is.

Have a good weekend kids.

Later!

So sad!

This just kills me. Not only for the loss of a life of a kid but what the dad must be going through and what the rest of his life will be like.

Giving my lovely little one a huge hug tonight!

Dude: My thoughts are with you and your family. May you little boy be safe in the arms of angels.

Feed it garlic and potatoes

Health minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang has been admitted to hospital with a lung infection, her spokesman said on Friday.

blaa blaaa



The Department of Health wished her a speedy recovery.


I dont. I would prefer if it fell through its ass.


Or as an anonymous source put it:

Ventilate that lung with a 9mm lead capsule

My Angel - Bent....

Get Better Soon Hamster!

Dont you dare stop improving! You beauty!

Out of Office

Im outta here for the rest of the week. Taking some time in Durban with the family.

Take care .

Anyone notice something wrong with this paragraph?

"His first novel, Spud, published by Penguin Books and launched nationally in September 2005, became an instant bestseller. The book was also selected for the Exclusive Books Publishers Choice 2005. John is currently doing an artist in residency at The Rhaboobeah Hilton and is completing the sequel to Spud which will be published by Penguin Books and released in late 2006. "


From http://www.ukzn.ac.za/cca/images/tow/TOW2006/bios/Ruit.htm

The good news, aside from him doing an artist, is there is a sequel on the way.

Morning Idiocy

Not sure what the fucking rocket scientists pictured above on the right side of the road thought the oncoming traffic would do?????????

Here's more of the tools.

If anyone knows any of the cars/people above please get in contact with me, i havent met a complete fucking moron in a while.

My Little Sleep Depriver

And well worth every long day!