Classic

Bounce?

"Im not sure what i did the whole day Friday to be honest.........i remember seeing a link on Aquila and then the day just seem to disappear......"


Can you get addicted to this sort of thing?

Is it too late?


When i close my eyes i see bouncing DD's and Yoga A's....

Help!

Lucky!

This puts life into perspective!


And i was pissed off that someone ate my cereal this morning!

Well done Peas

A fine victory last night by Peas at the Blog awards.


Well done Girl!

I assume there are hangovers all round today and deservedly so!

Happy Friday

Have a good weekend all, im off to Durbs for the wedding of the year, i hope, i am shitting myself to say a speech, must stay sober, must stay sober, must stay sober.....

What The F*ck is that!

Check this out!

Classic

Spotted in Durban this past weekend:

How do you like them apples?

What a moment to savour, this one doesnt need words (and im still very slow from a massive weekend)

Grab your ankles Matilda there's some waltzing to be done.

Sheep and lube, i think not!

My best mate is getting married next weekend and as his best man i'm flying to Durban to host his bachelors tomorrow. I must admit I haven’t had anytime to organize anything spectacular for the guy but armed with guilt I gave two ladies from work an unlimited budget to get some equipment for the event. Well, I never fell on my arse when I saw what the two supposedly normal collegeus arrived with.

Accompanying myself and a mate on a flight to Durban tomorrow will be:
Enough lube to make a runway slippery.
A fabulous blow up sheep.
Tiger print ankle restraints.
More lube
Strange lacy things
Stranger soft things
Scary harder things

The conservative Afrikaner and the black traditonal healer went into the Hustler sex shop in Rivonia and went to town!!

I’m not sure how i’m going to use all the stuff on the poor bastard but its going to be a cracker! If truth be told i’m not sure how some of this stuff is meant to be used in any event let alone at bachelors!


P.S Peas and Ant I believe I have more than enough lube if you are still looking!

No mate, it doesnt look cool.....

Spotted this a while back but i couldnt bring myself to look at it long enough to upload it.

Things to look for
1) The wife beater vest
2) The hair on its shoulders!

Enjoy.

That cant be good for the brand......

Energade just took one in the nuts..... The title on News24 says it all:

Energade puts woman in hospital

Basically the story goes that their products just put a woman in hospital with burns from some liquid in a bottle of their juice. Not just any women but a pregnant one.

Lady and baby are both ok, thankfully.

Ouch....all that was missing to make this a complete nightmare was for her disabled puppy to get sick from it too....

A little bit of heaven

Lifes been a bit rough over the last 5 weeks with bad news being the order of the day on the home front but escape came in the form of a trip with some clients to Arabella.

The place is incredible and the weekend was brilliant. The souls refreshed and hopefully things will continue to improve.

I am a lucky bugger sometimes!