Windhoek Surprises

I have never been a fan of Windhoek due to it being about as entertaining as a broken toe but occasionally it delivers a surprise. It did just that last week on my monthly trip.


Right in the middle of Windhoek’s city centre was this gem of a billboard.

After that the usual german display of manners and dress sense had me rushng for the airport to return to my beloved Jozi.

Pink pants and a baby blue shirtwith 165 pockets being the average fashion of a dazed tourist apparently!

Excuse me sir: What time is Fear Factor on?

More water, more idiots.


God help us!


My favourite....:

"Van Niekerk thought he would be able to negotiate the water in his Mercedes-Benz.
But, "a bakkie coming from the opposite direction caused such a wave that my car stalled and there we were, at the mercy of the elements". "


When did Mercedes start making boats?

I have proof!

Are these they same people who watch Fear Factor SA perhaps?









Why would you drive through this?


Honeydew Northern JHB 9/2/2006

Where is the Ark being built?

If it doesnt stop raining im moving to the mud island to earn pounds. At least you make more money while being miserable and wet!

Another thing:
It rains every year so you would expect us to understand the concept: swollen river = danger but every week some idiot in a car (not boat) tries to cross a river and is always surprised when the car doesnt operate with water up to the windows!

" The car started floating"

Its not floating it being washed away! Pleb.

What a load of Shite!

I was abusing my remote after getting rid of my ER lump in the throat last night and I happened upon what must count as the most stupid program on local TV.

Fear Factor South Africa!

I honestly thought it was a parody. As Crazy Monkey is to Jackass so is FF SA to Fear Factor. (the one that was on mnet and the series channel)
Holding your breath in a container of milk? Rolling a dice to see who gets 1 day old, 3 day old or fresh milk in their container? It was classic idiot TV.

Chuck Norris with milk if you will.

Honestly: How scary is milk? Holding your breath is holding your breath, whether its in oil, beer, water or milk you still holding your breath. I must admit I watched the rest of the program, more like as deer in a set of headlights than anything else though.

The presenter also caught my attention, its not everyday that local productions manage to find a presenter who can without fail miss-time any and all climaxes. The guy can create an anticlimax in a gun fight!!!

I believe this masterpiece pulls a million viewers every Monday night. I don't know what's more concerning: There are a million stupid people in this country or they manage to remember to watch every week.

Happy Friday!

Have a cracker of a weekend and remember.....its only illegal if you get caught.

'America is addicted to oil'

No shit!

President Bush did spoke. No laughing, he made sense.

He then got in his massive SUV and roared off down the road sucking another 9 gallons of addiction into the V8 while avoiding a few other hundred similar addicts in the slow lane.









"I know the answers here somewhere, it must be...."

Sure, where's my wallet.....

Now you're fucked little man.


Guess you shouldnt have had your grubby little mits up JZ's ass!


I know its nice to laugh at people's misfortune but this isn't misfortune its stupidity and laughing at that is definitely allowed.

For another laugh check out the Friends of JZ embarrassment, sorry site.

That cant be good for fighting crime?

Probably not the first or last pie to be scoffed by one of JHB's finest crime fighters!
No wonder criminals in this city dont fear the pigs, they move too slowely.