Genius.

Cant wait for this idiot to get a seat in parliament.

Ladies and gentlemen may i present a royal twit:

ANC Youth League president Fikile Mbalula


Im not sure i need to point out more than this little gem that stumbled out Fikile's mouth:

"You must go back and tell Mugabe that we love what he is doing for the people of Zimbabwe. He is doing a good work. You must tell him that we love him."



Fuck off Fikile, good work is when a country is on its knees and desperate?

Must be a well educated little mutt our Fikile.

Its morons like this that make the world wonder if all of us on the southern tip of the dark continent live in loin cloth and pick fleas out of each others heads.

Tool.

Live Rocked.

It was without doubt one of the best ever in my opinion! I am still a bit slow from abusing myself but it was well worth it.

Funny

Very True

Population Control

Spotted on the Krugersdorp highway yesterday at 140km/hr.

Brave, very brave.

I need to bitch.

This shit has too stop!!!!

Boy sees dad being shot

Mom shot dead for screaming

But this is more important?

Metro cops herd cars on highway

Do me a favour! Get your priorities right. People are dying!

How can i honestly not think about finding a safer place to bring my daughter up in?

She Smiles!!!

I always thought being a dad would be cool but tough. It turns out its so cool you dont realise its tough.

When they flash that toothless grin at you it all seems too easy!

I must however admit that the dirty nappy thing has still got me mock charging at every turn but im hoping thats just a silly dad stage!

I am doubting that mom will be going back to work anytime soon though(if ever) which im actually very cool with, i really would prefer the boss gets her mom around than the money mom brings in.

On other matters:

Work: Is going absolutely ape shit. A good ape though so its all good.

Holidays: Booked family on cruise and hopefully a ripper of a new years with mates back on dry land.

Dad: Still on chemo but seems to be doing fine, watching him with my daughter is insane, i ever thought he would be half as taken as he is.

Have a good weekend kids.

Later!

So sad!

This just kills me. Not only for the loss of a life of a kid but what the dad must be going through and what the rest of his life will be like.

Giving my lovely little one a huge hug tonight!

Dude: My thoughts are with you and your family. May you little boy be safe in the arms of angels.

Feed it garlic and potatoes

Health minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang has been admitted to hospital with a lung infection, her spokesman said on Friday.

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The Department of Health wished her a speedy recovery.


I dont. I would prefer if it fell through its ass.


Or as an anonymous source put it:

Ventilate that lung with a 9mm lead capsule