Well not that bad i guess, 29 on Thursday the 16th November.
Birthdays rock. I have loved them since i can remember and still love them. I hope that never ends.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Amazing
From yesterdays Sunday Times
Hogarth can’t help but feel sorry for the ANC’s Ngoako Ramathlodi. Not only does he have those pesky arachnids on his case but he now has to deal with having the ANC Youth League as supporters.
A certain ANCYL official called Julius Malema issued a statement this week, threatening the Scorpions with eternal damnation. Add your own (sics): “The ANCYL in Limpopo has learned with shocked about the raid by Scorpion on the home of our former premier Ngoako Ramathlodi. We view this as another disturbing and treat to our democracy. We heard of this investigations firstly in 2003 and today we are in 2006 and to us is effectively three years of investigations on one individual.”
And so on
Malema continued: “We are conviced by the say that says ‘Justice delays is justice denied’ and we see this practically happened to Ngoako Ramathlodi. In this regard we are over concerned about the overprolonging and unending investigations on our greatest leader. We are of a view that unending investigations against one individual must be challenged because it will never be the rule of law instead is a rule of anarchy.”
To top it all
Not to be outdone, the youth league’s head office issued its own incomprehensible missive, this time in defence of the karaoke singer.
Said league president Fikile Mbalula: “The NPA bungled the [Jacob Zuma] case and it was struck off the roll but people ... go around saying they will charge Zuma again. We are not intimidated by starrings that they will charge tomorrow or whenever. They have to apply law not catering. We are not going to allow Arnold Schwarzenegger to promise to charge when there is no case. Lessons should be drawn from the beautiful Judge Willem van Merwe who applied law during rape trial,” said he.
A Z500 cash prize for the most accurate translation.
Classic! Julius Malema, you biscuit!
Hogarth can’t help but feel sorry for the ANC’s Ngoako Ramathlodi. Not only does he have those pesky arachnids on his case but he now has to deal with having the ANC Youth League as supporters.
A certain ANCYL official called Julius Malema issued a statement this week, threatening the Scorpions with eternal damnation. Add your own (sics): “The ANCYL in Limpopo has learned with shocked about the raid by Scorpion on the home of our former premier Ngoako Ramathlodi. We view this as another disturbing and treat to our democracy. We heard of this investigations firstly in 2003 and today we are in 2006 and to us is effectively three years of investigations on one individual.”
And so on
Malema continued: “We are conviced by the say that says ‘Justice delays is justice denied’ and we see this practically happened to Ngoako Ramathlodi. In this regard we are over concerned about the overprolonging and unending investigations on our greatest leader. We are of a view that unending investigations against one individual must be challenged because it will never be the rule of law instead is a rule of anarchy.”
To top it all
Not to be outdone, the youth league’s head office issued its own incomprehensible missive, this time in defence of the karaoke singer.
Said league president Fikile Mbalula: “The NPA bungled the [Jacob Zuma] case and it was struck off the roll but people ... go around saying they will charge Zuma again. We are not intimidated by starrings that they will charge tomorrow or whenever. They have to apply law not catering. We are not going to allow Arnold Schwarzenegger to promise to charge when there is no case. Lessons should be drawn from the beautiful Judge Willem van Merwe who applied law during rape trial,” said he.
A Z500 cash prize for the most accurate translation.
Classic! Julius Malema, you biscuit!
Monday, October 30, 2006
Genius.
Cant wait for this idiot to get a seat in parliament.
Ladies and gentlemen may i present a royal twit:
ANC Youth League president Fikile Mbalula
Im not sure i need to point out more than this little gem that stumbled out Fikile's mouth:
"You must go back and tell Mugabe that we love what he is doing for the people of Zimbabwe. He is doing a good work. You must tell him that we love him."
Fuck off Fikile, good work is when a country is on its knees and desperate?
Must be a well educated little mutt our Fikile.
Its morons like this that make the world wonder if all of us on the southern tip of the dark continent live in loin cloth and pick fleas out of each others heads.
Tool.
Ladies and gentlemen may i present a royal twit:
ANC Youth League president Fikile Mbalula
Im not sure i need to point out more than this little gem that stumbled out Fikile's mouth:
"You must go back and tell Mugabe that we love what he is doing for the people of Zimbabwe. He is doing a good work. You must tell him that we love him."
Fuck off Fikile, good work is when a country is on its knees and desperate?
Must be a well educated little mutt our Fikile.
Its morons like this that make the world wonder if all of us on the southern tip of the dark continent live in loin cloth and pick fleas out of each others heads.
Tool.
Live Rocked.
It was without doubt one of the best ever in my opinion! I am still a bit slow from abusing myself but it was well worth it.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
I need to bitch.
This shit has too stop!!!!
But this is more important?
Do me a favour! Get your priorities right. People are dying!
How can i honestly not think about finding a safer place to bring my daughter up in?
Friday, October 20, 2006
She Smiles!!!
I always thought being a dad would be cool but tough. It turns out its so cool you dont realise its tough.
When they flash that toothless grin at you it all seems too easy!
I must however admit that the dirty nappy thing has still got me mock charging at every turn but im hoping thats just a silly dad stage!
I am doubting that mom will be going back to work anytime soon though(if ever) which im actually very cool with, i really would prefer the boss gets her mom around than the money mom brings in.
On other matters:
Work: Is going absolutely ape shit. A good ape though so its all good.
Holidays: Booked family on cruise and hopefully a ripper of a new years with mates back on dry land.
Dad: Still on chemo but seems to be doing fine, watching him with my daughter is insane, i ever thought he would be half as taken as he is.
Have a good weekend kids.
Later!
So sad!
This just kills me. Not only for the loss of a life of a kid but what the dad must be going through and what the rest of his life will be like.
Giving my lovely little one a huge hug tonight!
Dude: My thoughts are with you and your family. May you little boy be safe in the arms of angels.
Giving my lovely little one a huge hug tonight!
Dude: My thoughts are with you and your family. May you little boy be safe in the arms of angels.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Feed it garlic and potatoes
Health minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang has been admitted to hospital with a lung infection, her spokesman said on Friday.
blaa blaaa
The Department of Health wished her a speedy recovery.
I dont. I would prefer if it fell through its ass.
Or as an anonymous source put it:
Ventilate that lung with a 9mm lead capsule
blaa blaaa
The Department of Health wished her a speedy recovery.
I dont. I would prefer if it fell through its ass.
Or as an anonymous source put it:
Ventilate that lung with a 9mm lead capsule
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Out of Office
Im outta here for the rest of the week. Taking some time in Durban with the family.
Take care .
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Anyone notice something wrong with this paragraph?
"His first novel, Spud, published by Penguin Books and launched nationally in September 2005, became an instant bestseller. The book was also selected for the Exclusive Books Publishers Choice 2005. John is currently doing an artist in residency at The Rhaboobeah Hilton and is completing the sequel to Spud which will be published by Penguin Books and released in late 2006. "
From http://www.ukzn.ac.za/cca/images/tow/TOW2006/bios/Ruit.htm
The good news, aside from him doing an artist, is there is a sequel on the way.
From http://www.ukzn.ac.za/cca/images/tow/TOW2006/bios/Ruit.htm
The good news, aside from him doing an artist, is there is a sequel on the way.
Monday, August 28, 2006
Morning Idiocy
Not sure what the fucking rocket scientists pictured above on the right side of the road thought the oncoming traffic would do?????????
Here's more of the tools.
If anyone knows any of the cars/people above please get in contact with me, i havent met a complete fucking moron in a while.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Monday, August 07, 2006
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Friday, August 04, 2006
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