Im going to be a father

Thats a arm you see.
She's due in August and its a miracle she made it this far. Its been a long 5 months but after having lost a little boy at the same 2 years ago we have confirmation that this little princess is a keeper.

Miracles do happen........


Happy Monday!!!

Happy Easter Bunnies!!!

Have a great weekend all. May it be safe and wicked all at the same time!







That is a bunny picture before anyone asks.

One less easter egg? A beer less?

A worthy cause if i have ever seen one!

If you can afford it sms or make a donation, if not at least spread the message.

Come and get me?

This is now officially known as " Yes I want you, give it too me now"

Jacob Zuma believed the woman who accused him of rape was sending him sexual signals, the Johannesburg High Court heard on Tuesday.
Zuma said the woman had never visited him wearing a skirt before. On the night of the alleged rape, she arrived wearing a knee-length skirt.

Genius. Pure Genius.


Im embarrassed to be a male.

What? You must be joking?

Which complete fucking idiot is refered too below:

"He told the court he did not think he placed his rape accuser at risk of HIV/Aids or any other sexually transmitted disease by not using a condom.

Is it:
a) Homer Simpson?








b) A mentally challenged inividual called Bob?








c) The former deputy president of a country?









What did we do to deserve this!

Thats one thing but the geniues doesnt seem to see any problem concerning his own risk of getting AIDS by having unprotected sex with a women who is known to carry the HIV virus?

No wonder so many South Africans are dying daily from the desease.

God help us, please.

I nearly wet myself!

This brightened up my Sunday slog around Pick and Pay to a massive extent!


Take a close look at the head gear the lady in the foregrounds sporting......

Its a witch hat, i couldnt believe it, the whole outfit was odd but the hat was properly stupid.

I tried to get more pics but got busted so i had to duck behind the fruit section in a hurry.

Its the little things that make my life interesting.

Classic

Bounce?

"Im not sure what i did the whole day Friday to be honest.........i remember seeing a link on Aquila and then the day just seem to disappear......"


Can you get addicted to this sort of thing?

Is it too late?


When i close my eyes i see bouncing DD's and Yoga A's....

Help!

Lucky!

This puts life into perspective!


And i was pissed off that someone ate my cereal this morning!

Well done Peas

A fine victory last night by Peas at the Blog awards.


Well done Girl!

I assume there are hangovers all round today and deservedly so!

Happy Friday

Have a good weekend all, im off to Durbs for the wedding of the year, i hope, i am shitting myself to say a speech, must stay sober, must stay sober, must stay sober.....

What The F*ck is that!

Check this out!

Classic

Spotted in Durban this past weekend:

How do you like them apples?

What a moment to savour, this one doesnt need words (and im still very slow from a massive weekend)

Grab your ankles Matilda there's some waltzing to be done.

Sheep and lube, i think not!

My best mate is getting married next weekend and as his best man i'm flying to Durban to host his bachelors tomorrow. I must admit I haven’t had anytime to organize anything spectacular for the guy but armed with guilt I gave two ladies from work an unlimited budget to get some equipment for the event. Well, I never fell on my arse when I saw what the two supposedly normal collegeus arrived with.

Accompanying myself and a mate on a flight to Durban tomorrow will be:
Enough lube to make a runway slippery.
A fabulous blow up sheep.
Tiger print ankle restraints.
More lube
Strange lacy things
Stranger soft things
Scary harder things

The conservative Afrikaner and the black traditonal healer went into the Hustler sex shop in Rivonia and went to town!!

I’m not sure how i’m going to use all the stuff on the poor bastard but its going to be a cracker! If truth be told i’m not sure how some of this stuff is meant to be used in any event let alone at bachelors!


P.S Peas and Ant I believe I have more than enough lube if you are still looking!

No mate, it doesnt look cool.....

Spotted this a while back but i couldnt bring myself to look at it long enough to upload it.

Things to look for
1) The wife beater vest
2) The hair on its shoulders!

Enjoy.

That cant be good for the brand......

Energade just took one in the nuts..... The title on News24 says it all:

Energade puts woman in hospital

Basically the story goes that their products just put a woman in hospital with burns from some liquid in a bottle of their juice. Not just any women but a pregnant one.

Lady and baby are both ok, thankfully.

Ouch....all that was missing to make this a complete nightmare was for her disabled puppy to get sick from it too....

A little bit of heaven

Lifes been a bit rough over the last 5 weeks with bad news being the order of the day on the home front but escape came in the form of a trip with some clients to Arabella.

The place is incredible and the weekend was brilliant. The souls refreshed and hopefully things will continue to improve.

I am a lucky bugger sometimes!

Windhoek Surprises

I have never been a fan of Windhoek due to it being about as entertaining as a broken toe but occasionally it delivers a surprise. It did just that last week on my monthly trip.


Right in the middle of Windhoek’s city centre was this gem of a billboard.

After that the usual german display of manners and dress sense had me rushng for the airport to return to my beloved Jozi.

Pink pants and a baby blue shirtwith 165 pockets being the average fashion of a dazed tourist apparently!

Excuse me sir: What time is Fear Factor on?

More water, more idiots.


God help us!


My favourite....:

"Van Niekerk thought he would be able to negotiate the water in his Mercedes-Benz.
But, "a bakkie coming from the opposite direction caused such a wave that my car stalled and there we were, at the mercy of the elements". "


When did Mercedes start making boats?

I have proof!

Are these they same people who watch Fear Factor SA perhaps?









Why would you drive through this?


Honeydew Northern JHB 9/2/2006